Do you know where you're sleeping tonight?
A single room is only thirty-nine ninety-five,
I'll cover the cost if you will hold me tight,
under the covers at the Best Western hotel tonight,
I'll be your Best Western, baby,
I'm cheap and I'm clean,
I'll fill my foyer with overstuffed chairs and bad magazines.
I'll be a hot bath when you need relief,
I'll be a mini bar when you're feeling weak,
and I'll be HBO when the door knob says do not disturb.
Do you like waffles? They're quite continental,
there's coffee in the morning if you want, it's pretty gentle.
And I'll be a gentleman and I'll close the drapes,
at the Best Western hotel by the interstate.
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